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Monday, January 31, 2005

err...

So I'm sitting by the windows in the library room my parents spent all their money on, inspecting my toes because I have developed blisters for the first time in my life and I really don't know how to deal with them. Blisters are the strangest things ever, it's like some sort of cushion on your toe that hurts and looks really gross. My one toe looks like it has a deformity because the top of it is now bigger than my whole foot. At the same time as I am inspecting my toes I am also watching Father Ted, the hilarious antics of a catholic priest living on Craggy Island with three weirdos. So now I am inspecting my toes and laughing my arse off which is probably already a very odd sight, then add some ancient pajamas which include some very short shorts and I look like I'm visiting home from some sort of "special" institution. My deformed toe is such an interest to me a don't notice that someone is at the door. I just continue laughing on and decide to bring my foot right up to my face so I get a really good look of what's going on. My feet smell weird, too bad I don't have a foot cleaning machine. I mean they don't smell gross or anything but they do smell strange. Suddenly I look up to see a girl about my age waiting at the door, she was staring right at me. Oh my god! She saw me smelling my foot! She saw my giant deformed toe! She can probably see my underwear too because these shorts are so damn short! Why are these windows so big! I didn't know what to do so I just sunk lower and lower into the chair until she couldn't see me but I could see her. She looked sort of confused and she wandered away back into some car that was parked in my drive way and drove off. God, that was embarrassing. I wonder what she thought of me. Actually if I had seen her in that situation I would have thought Don't do that so close to the windows, I can see you too clearly and I don't want to see you smelling your foot because that's gross.

18 Comments:

At 12:16 am, Blogger Jon said...

I love Father Ted! I love the dumb one, Father Dugal, played by Ardal O'Hanlon- his character is hilarious. I have the series on box set and watch it whenever I feel depressed and need a good laugh.

Why was the girl knocking on your door? Don't feel too bad about it, we all do things like that when we think nobody's watching :P

 
At 12:16 am, Blogger Jon said...

I love Father Ted! I love the dumb one, Father Dugal, played by Ardal O'Hanlon- his character is hilarious. I have the series on box set and watch it whenever I feel depressed and need a good laugh.

Why was the girl knocking on your door? Don't feel too bad about it, we all do things like that when we think nobody's watching :P

 
At 9:36 am, Blogger Rachel said...

I love Dougal! But I can relate the most to Father Jack...lol. I have no clue why that girl was knocking on my door but at least I don't know her.

 
At 1:48 pm, Blogger Jon said...

Father Jack? I hope your personal hygiene is better :P

On one of the DVDs of Father Ted I have, there's an interview with the creators of the show, and they were saying that when they were filming, Frank Kelly (who played Father Jack) would usually end up eating his lunch alone, since the make up they used on him to make him look dirty was too unpleasant and the cast/crew didn't want to look at it while eating. Poor Frank Kelly!

My favorite character is Mrs. Doyle- did you ever see the episode where Father Ted wakes up in the middle of the night, and she's waiting in the hall with tea? It's hilarious- she's standing there in the dark, and when Ted turns on the light, she offers him tea, and ends up confessing that she never sleeps since someone may want tea in the middle of the night. I was laughing for hours!

Anyway, I should probably get back to work as opposed to blogging, I just love that show so much!

 
At 4:17 pm, Blogger Rachel said...

Yea, my personal hygiene is much better, lol. I've seen that episode, it's SO funny. My favorite one is when Ted and Dougal enter the Eurovision competition and they sing this song called "My Lovely Horse". I've never laughed so hard in my life.

 
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